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I love Teagan! You love Teagan! It's time for Uncommon Time! The UT Summer Stream is almost here anons, and I hope to see you there. Everyone will be there including smug, sleepy, moe, and a bunch of other sites ready to shitpost about a horrible rpgmaker game made a mentally ill fujoshi. This will mark the 11th annual stream and here's hoping for many more.
[Stream Location]
https://cytu.be/r/uncommontime
[Stream Times]
2pm US CST/CDT
8pm London
10pm Moscow
Paris 9pm
New York 3pm
San Fran 12pm
Tokyo 4am
Brazil 4pm
This schedule could change at any moment given the nature of Hostfag's fickle nature. If I'm unable to host I will try and find another host if possible, and if you show some interest in hosting UT I can help you set up OBS and maybe find a decent streaming site.
[Questions and concerns]
>Where is the stream
https://cytu.be/r/uncommontime
>When is the stream
Read the post above dummy!
>is uncommon time good?
In short no. In long noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>Who's best girl
A tan celtic tomboy.
>Is Meirin really a slut?
Yes.
>will I be able to watch even if my internet is shit?
I try to keep the stream bandwidth relatively low so that even anons in brazil, russia, europe, or japan can watch without much trouble. The only way to know for sure is to come to the stream yourself.

[Closing Statements]
Remove Alto! Teagan did nothing wrong.
And like an idiot I forgot to post the days for the stream. 
AUG 1ST THROUGH AUG 9TH
You guys make me angry when there's a gamenight on and you're watching this visual novel.
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>>313260 (OP) 
WHERE DO I GET THE TEAgan PLUSHIE?!
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fumo.pdf
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>>313267
It also interferes with movie nights that also occur, but it's only twice a year. I try to post in advance so anons can plan around it.
>>313268
It's being custom made by an anon, and isn't quite finished yet. Here's a pdf with the a fumo layout for printing
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>>313260 (OP) 
>[Stream Times]
>2pm US CST/CDT
>8pm London
>10pm Moscow
>Paris 9pm
>New York 3pm
>San Fran 12pm
>Tokyo 4am
>Brazil 4pm
There's just no way in h*ck I can be in all those places and at all those times, so I guess I'm gonna skip this.
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>>313260 (OP) 
But OP... Teagan is a nigger...
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>>313274
Unironically this is both way too late for me to stay up for and way too early to get up for.
Why is it so early this year?
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>>313293
climate change
>>313260 (OP) 
>UT in tomodachi
OH MAN GOOD THINKING I GOT SOME WORK TO DO TONIGHT
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>>313287
I've never been to one of those streams before, what am I in for if I show up?
>>313318
same
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>>313320
man made horrors beyond your imagination
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>>313293
I was about to ask this, most of us wage or have families these days so being able to catch at least some of it after work would be really nice.
>>313318
>>313320
Absolute thermonuclear autism as only a jewish tumblrina who looks like John Carmack can deliver it.
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>>313318
awful rpgmaker game with worse than awful writing by a deranged leftist cunt, with 1 or 2 noteworthy moments overhyped to death during the months before the actual stream and throughout the course of the run. the game is all rpgmaker stock trash with no custom assets or mechanics bar the main characters cg and art, oh and the difficulty is set to insane-o mode so it takes 6 gorillon hours of grinding cockatrices and other such generic monsters to advance to the next bit of the "plot".
>>313330
So what, anons get together annually to watch someone play an awful RPG maker trashheap for 10 years now? Not sure if that's my cup of tea, but I might watch it if I have time.
>>313330
No spoilers!
>>313335
That's part of it, but it's really Imageboard Thanksgiving. Twice a year, whether you're a smugtard or you grab turds directly out of Mark's asshole or whatever the fuck, if you're part of the 8chan diaspora you can come to the UT stream and shoot the shit like all of that doesn't matter. It's honestly heartwarming.
Also, Uncommon Time has been an enduring font of OC generation for all this time. We've got two fangames, a WIP remake which promises to be at least as lulzy, the Duet mod (which is the real reason it's still worth suffering through vanilla after 10 years), at least 100 quality Teagan pics, and more stuff I can't even think of right now. Anon's Bizarre Adventure was made as a direct reaction to UT. Peripeteia was developed by anons who originally got together for a UT project that fell through. UT is such a perfect storm of SJW insanity and bad design that it becomes a lightning rod for anon's inherent drive to spin shit into gold.
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>>313330
>the difficulty is set to insane-o mode so it takes 6 gorillon hours of grinding cockatrices and other such generic monsters to advance to the next bit of the "plot".
This was the biggest issue that prevented me from ever watching a full playthrough; it's an asinine notion to respect the difficulty of something obviously designed poorly by an idiot.

I remember one anon went to great trouble to rebalance the game and make it at least somewhat playable, but the OP (is it the same guy making these threads for the last decade?) disregarded his efforts and stonewalled him because it wasn't "the original vision" or something equally autistic.
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>>313340
This is a lie and you are retarded. Every year since like 2017 UT stream has been played using the Duet mod which cuts down on the grind as much as possible without taking the massive effort to rebalance the stock RPGM enemies. It's also not the same guy, at least four different assholes have done UT stream over the years.
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Oh and while I'm being dangerously autistic: you're not expected to watch all of vanilla these days, because frankly there is a lot of dead time. But it's still worth watching when you have spare time because there's a lot to laugh at buried in there, leaving aside the part where you actually get to talk with other people who have the same kind of autism. The current streamer is also an absolute madman who cam get through the game in three or four days of streaming through sheer force of autism.
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>>313335
in a nutshell, yes. I frankly find it rather ridiculous that people decided to latch onto such a terrible product, cock balls and torture themselves every single year watching a random knobhead's playthrough of it, and make oc upon oc about it. all "ironically" of course, because it's an open secret everyone agrees on that the "game" is straight up trash fire that hardly deserves to be glanced at. and it's kinda baffling that they chose it instead of, you know, something that's genuinely good. always seemed like a big energy investment directed in the complete wrong direction.
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>>313341
Interesting. I could have sworn there was a guy who shut down the notion of using a mod (the phrase "duet mod" is tinglingly familiar) but I guess there was a different mod or something that I got it conflated with.

>>313344
>always seemed like a big energy investment directed in the complete wrong direction.
Where do you think you are?
:P
>>313335
Aside from the fangames which >>313338 mentioned, the commentary provided by anons is entertaining, observant and provocative in the best possible way. Academics, journalists and youtubers wish they were as smart. Or maybe they wish they lived in a world where they would be allowed to be as smart and get paid for it. Or maybe sky is green.

For those who might find the dismissal of FeralPhoenix as an insane jewish tumblr leftist lesbian nonbinary nutcase with daddy issues being distasteful: relax, there is no need to be offended. The bashing of FeralPhoenix is just one of the many running jokes of a typical Uncommon Time stream. FeralPhoenix, despite a controversial creator at first glance, has accomplishments that are wide and numerous. A modern day polymath (perhaps poly in other ways, too), FP has contributed to numerous fields of art in addition to game design: digital art, fiction and music, which brings us to the next paragraph:

One of the key themes of Uncommon Time is, unsurprisingly, music. Again, without spoiling too much, UT contains an original melody both composed and performed by FeralPhoenix herself, a deceptively unassuming but a haunting tune which has earned its place among iconic pieces such as Goodbye Horses, Basement Theme, Dueling Banjos and the entire portfolio of Erik Satie. Skilled musicians play an instrument, but a true artist plays the listener's soul. FeralPhoenix, of course, does both.

The biggest catalyst for creation of great art has always been the sudden realization of "I can do that!" and more importantly, "I can do better than that!" We may never know which thought inspired mrs. Phoenix to create Uncommon Time, but we know how her game (and other works of similiar quality) has inspired and will inspire other artists for aeons to come. Perhaps the final piece of insight regarding Uncommon Time can be gleamed from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, Act 4, Scene 2:
"BRUTUS: ...
But hollow men, like horses hot at hand,
Make gallant show and promise of their mettle;
But when they should endure the bloody spur,
They fall their crests, and, like deceitful jades,
Sink in the trial."

The challenge in this declaration of contempt fueled the fires in which Uncommon Time was created, and it is this challenge which the game presents the player with. Ave, FeralPhoenix. Nomen est omen, said the ancient Romans, and they were right.
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>>313349
There's more kino in this one post than in all three hours of The Odyssey. Bravo, sir.
>>313349
>...UT contains an original melody both composed and performed by FeralPhoenix...
You activated some kind of dread deep within my soul when I read that and remembered said melody.
Both soul and instrument is right.
>>313335
It's less about the game more about making fun of it and shooting the shit
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