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I woke up the newfag lil j aka joyuse aka jewuser last night and it sent him into a rage while trying his hardest to appear calm. hes on red alert so you dont notice him no pun intended the man even lied about sleeping too but hes a global mod on this site. 

jewuse lies about everything and keeps doing strange activities on sleepy hes doing a lot of other things than just deleting the feds illegal cp spam. 

hes working the sleepychan like he's being paid per hr while making sure his queermo tranny futa and spam from his sacred browns on b polluting the site gets to stay. his friends get a pass because they posted the cp so he could become a global janny to fuck with us. you are expected not to notice anything strange.

All the other jannies are mysteriously gone and silent. surely its nothing and just a coincidence or something because his end goal is totally not just trying to make you disinterested in the site. 

you see jewuse hes a true crest innovative tactics master. you better not start making fun of him on zzzchan its going to destroy his loser online pussy larp-a-anon career. Soon he'll allow the bbc spam while your post gets deleted for making fun of his big jewish nose. it's really big unlike his penis.

Anyhow since this is a gaming board im delighted to inform you that i've started a re play of Dead Space im enjoying it a lot. reminds me how gaming used to be so good.
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To think this game was made and released in 2008. It's sorcery everything about the enviroment animations and models is master crafted.
>>300326
me on the floor
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>>300326
As someone who played this & was underage while posting during release on /v/ & playing this game I'll call you a piece of shit & laugh in your face because the game is basic bitch in terms of level design, placements and other ideas in the game. The negromorphs are horrifying as a foe but the lore got retarded and they didn't use them to the fullest advantage whatsoever.
There's an anime movie directed by a Japanese guy, I'll argue it's anime that hints how zany the necromorphs can/could be, this wasn't translated well into gameplay at all.
The game is okay/10, playable if you want a mediocre corridor sci-fi shooter. Horror is there but the game itself is too easy, the story is whatever too. I do prefer silent Isaac over voiced for damn good reason
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>>300337
Did a negro a just claim the game is shit but then its okay/10? Make up your mind it is an old classic. Interesting part on movie lore though.
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>>300337
>The negromorphs are horrifying as a foe but the lore got retarded 
I agree.
I think The Callisto Protocol did a better job regarding the infection origin.
I think the idea of a pathogen found in a huge alien creature's dead body's larvae causing the infection and mutations in Callisto Protocol is much cooler than that fucking retarded marker in Dead Space.
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>>300323 (OP) 
giving a shitskin global vol status was a stupid move
related to the actual game topic, I never played Dead Space but I watched a 100% walkthrough and I'm glad I didn't waste my time learning the game. Graphically the game is amazing and the zero g sections make for one shining facet of cool game design, but overall the gameplay looks repetitive, clunky as fuck and unpleasant to play. I have the same problem with Resident Evil games, and it's probably due to horror genre requiring "difficult" combat but somehow it always translates to fighting the controls instead of the enemies. I can see how Dead Space won awards and praise, but it's just not my cup of tea.
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>>300355
Games are usually more fun when you actually play them.
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>>300360
Games are more fun when they aren't scripted movie shit.
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>>300338
When I call it okay, it's just.. okay. Worth a recommendation since Dead Space 1 isn't too terrible there's just many decisions which casualize it. Not heavily but it's an over the shoulder copy-cat of RE4. 
enemies shoulda been faster, more of them per encounter & take a note from System Shock - throw them at you forever, continually spawning why? Because that happens in that anime I mention.
>>300343
In the first one it was fine then they retconned it being made by ancient aliens and it's what destroyed them to ancient humanity & our moon was a giant negromorph, like what the actual fuck kinda things were the writers huffing during development of Dead Space 2 & onwards?
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>>300362
I'll argue Dead Space is pretty "movie"-esque but it's not like it's full of cutscenes every five minutes like more modern games & I'd assume the more recent representation in that faggy remake.
If you dislike OG re games due to control try playing the Outbreak file games instead, they're fantastic plus there's co-op elements. They have more modern controls plus the levels are scenario's you're forced to survive in, they're repeatable and ad you play you unlock costumes and other things for characters. All characters you play are unique, with unique ends for every scenario or they're kinda similar, dunno once i finished a scenario a few times I played the others
Plus those controls are easy to get used to anyway.
>>300365
>infinite enemies
>but not infinite colonists
immersion breaking.

Infinite spawns should only occur with lore-accurate events like a dimensional rift or similar where it makes sense for enemies to defy physics and geography. Infinite anything is lazy game design. Looking directly at you, Call of Duty.
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>>300416
There may not be infinite colonists, but there were certainly more than one man could ever kill in one playthrough if they used accurate numbers. It wouldn't have been immersion breaking at all.
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>>300323 (OP) 
>his end goal is totally not just trying to make you disinterested in the site. 
That was fucking obvious from how he’s been moving threads to generals in order to kill the activity in /b/ because it had the highest traffic in the webring. The question is, why is sturgeon ok with this? If he sold us out why do we care then? Let jewnigger burn it all down.
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>>300427
does sturgeon even look at this site?
I don't look for news posts or meta but he doesn't seem to interact with this place much at all
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>>300432
Only when someone complains to him the site is busted.
>>300416
are you fucking retarded? The Ishimura housed 1300 people, the colonies that were consumed had even more
>>300417
well the colony had even more people & a lot of them got a board the Ishimura I think could be wring but you're exactly right more than enough for a singular playthrough tbh.
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>>300365
>In the first one it was fine then they retconned it being made by ancient aliens and it's what destroyed them to ancient humanity & our moon was a giant negromorph, like what the actual fuck kinda things were the writers huffing during development of Dead Space 2 & onwards?
I honestly never liked the marker idea, as it feels more like magical shit than anything sci-fi. 
If the infections were instead cause by an alien viral disease it would have been cooler and more "believable" i said "believable" not realistic
That's why i think The Callisto Protocol did it better in that regard.
Even though i think Callisto didn't deliver the horror as effectively as Dead Space did.
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>>300338
>2008
>old classic
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One thing I felt was a missed opportunity was not making a necromorph version of Nicole.
I mean without making it obvious or have Isaac react to it, but more like one of those thing that you can miss on your first walkthrough, like a hidden Easter egg or something.
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>>300503
>2008 was 18 years ago
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>>300535
>1999 was 30 years ago
>>300528
>cars from 18 years ago are 'classic cars'
2008 is gen 7+ and calling the seventh gen of video games classic when that's when they had already peaked is retarded when people still like at the very least gen 3, 4, 5, and 6, with six being when they peaked. Video games have not gotten any better for about 25ish years due to diminishing returns. A classic game would be when they first started getting playable and that's the 1980s through the early 1990s, gen 3 and 4 are classic, not gen 7+. 

And yes I know retards are going ot say cars that are 25+ are classic cars and I'll kill you irl if you think that shit when classic cars have to be actually special in some way to beclassic as classic basically means original. 1950s, 1970s, they had classic cars in that peroid but if you say your year 2000 car is a classic car I'm juggling your bones for fun at some point.
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>>300553
Problem is that for a significant period of time in the lives of the living gaymur populace "classic" games were +/-15 years old if not less, heck in the 1990s "classic" games could be less than half a decade old as shown by SMB3's inclusion into Mario All-stars.
If "classic" or "vintage" isn't option to describe post-6th generation games at or approaching traditional "classic" ages, what should they be called?
>>300558
Modern. Same term used for post-beauty art that's applied for over 100 years now, so it's hardly boggling that it would apply to something only a decade+ old.
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>>300558

classic
adjective
: serving as a standard of excellence : of recognized value
classic literary works
: traditional, enduring
classic designs

vintage
noun
: a season's yield of grapes or wine from a vineyard
: the act or time of harvesting grapes or making wine
: a period of origin or manufacture
a piano of 1845 vintage
: length of existence : age

retro
adjective
ret·​ro ˈre-(ˌ)trō 
: relating to, reviving, or being the styles and especially the fashions of the past : fashionably nostalgic or old-fashioned
a retro look
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>>300487
all 1300 of them have a conga line to the nearest vent right
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>>300565
CoD: MW2 (2009) hardly qualifies as "modern" by >modern standards, it doesn't have Discord-appropriate pronouns, lootboxes or random eceleb promotions.
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>>300565
>in the future all cars are classic/retro/vintage if we keep making new cars 
I want a mechanical dragon to ride on. It's 2025, we should have had flying cars by the 1980s at the latest. Fuck this bullshit they had flying cars in the 1950s to begin with. 
>sips coca cola 'classic' 
Maybe if it had some actual coke in it I'd be happier without my mechanical dragon vehicle. Of course, boomers will make fun of me for it not being a mechanical t-rex even if I had it.
>>300586
MW2 had actual celebrity promotions, and they were entertaining
>>300581
nah all 1300 of em' got a conga line goin' for your mom.
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>>300564
I don't think calling Dead Space "a classic" is a problem, the problem is when people call stuff like 7th gen games "retro".
Apart from lower res textures and polygon count, those games were developed the same way a newer one is.
There's not a difference like with 8bit/16bit pixel games and polygonal games with voice acting.
And that is also why PS2/PS360 games don't need "remakes" but just some light graphical tweaks and little polish here and there.
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>>300629
>There's not a difference between 8 bit/16 & polygonal games with voice acting
Stopped reading there.
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>>300634
There's 0 difference from today's games and 360 games except for muh fuggin 300 gorillion polygons and niggurtracing.
>>300647
Nah.
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>>300647
You're correct but you just gored their sacred cow, Anon.
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>>300649
No, there really isn't. Perhaps the physics tech would be out of place today but the development cycle, design philosophy, cinematic meme and all the DLC and microtransaction jewry stem from this era.
>there are grown men on /v/ who would genuinely post this image and mean it
The horror.
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>>300651
What a awful generation.
>>300651
I liked Arkham City, Red Dead Redemption and in a way, even MGS4.
I think that 7th gen had some good games here and there, but call it the "best generation" is laughable.
It was the start of today's cancer without a doubt.
>>300634
>Stopped reading there.
Maybe instead of stopping reading, you should read that post again, properly.
>>300647
>There's 0 difference from today's games and 360 games except for muh fuggin 300 gorillion polygons and niggurtracing.
That was the point.
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>>300647
There's a huge difference which is that the games today are even shittier than the games before.
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>>300672
LOL
>>300671
I ain't reading your mental retardation man.
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Ain't no fucking way this joyuse guy isn't compromised. He's genuinely pretending to be retarded and allowing slides and bullshit threads on purpose now. He is acting as if him not being liked/having more power is the problem. Anything but him being a weird little glowing retard fucking up the site.

Not only that he is actually logging in to blame you in random threads on this site for noticing this guy is off.
>>300690
To be fair, I did see people complaining about his merging threads on /b/. Guy just can't win on that front.
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>>300691
joyeuse is the only reason /b/ is usable right now. He's already stopped several sharty raids dead in their tracks. The newest gay op is to radicalize every other board against him. The other active boards have had a post like that one namedropping him out of the blue.
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>>300692
Great attempt at misdirection there bud mr not the samefagging all over the place. What a silly thought process. 

Let's not ignore /b/ was usable before you came in with your friends who are actually the ones doing the gayops with all the gayop behaviors permissioning all the gayop things, that are gay. Keep crying that people notice what you're getting up to little man.
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>>300692
Well, he did piss me off with unteralterbach virtue signalling crusade. Other than that I know jack shit about the guy.
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>>300693
>every thread that wasn't about 3DPD or complaining about imageboard mainstays immediately turned into an ESL shouting match
>usable
>>300690
The one thing I've noticed cross-imageboard is that the kikes fucking up imageboards immediately go for boogeymanning.
zzzchan.xyz boogeyman - "niggerpill"
8chan.moe boogeyman - "lcp"

Notice in your screencap that the very first thing anon does is try to boogeyman all opposition to joyeuse, and make no mention of him being a subversive kike.
sturgeon should leave him in charge of /b/ and continue to fuck it up because who seriously cares about /b/, but no way should he be a global
>>300695
He's been doing weird narrative control shit and I'm pretty sure it's a shared account considering how active "he" is.
>>300690
>unironically calling anyone he doesn’t like pedo
Confirmed zoomer with xitter brainrot
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>>300753
MIGA-style boomers do that as well.
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>>300680
>I ain't reading your mental retardation man.
You lack reading comprehension and gave the nerve to call other people retarded?
That's laughable.
By the way, the post you replied to meant the complete opposite to what you accused it of, and that's why you are the actual retard who lack reading comprehension.
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