INDIA-PAKISTAN SPEEDRUN ANY% (NUCLEAR GLITCH PATCHED)
>april 22: 26 hindu tourists clapped in Pahalgam by TRF militants
>india blames pakistan for harboring Lashkar-e-Taiba offshoots
>modi initiates "Operation Sindoor" on may 7 - 14 precision strikes across Pak/PoK
>pakistan goes apeshit, claims 31 civvies killed including mosque-seminary in Muzaffarabad
>india flexes S-400 systems shooting down 300+ Turkish kamikaze drones
>pakistan "accidentally" downs 5 indian jets (3 Rafales copeium unconfirmed)
>both sides deploy loitering munitions like it's a fucking Steam summer sale
>trump-brokered ceasefire lasts 4 hours before artillery goes brrr in Jammu
>casualty bingo: 50+ dead civvies, 77 drones shot down, 1 cricket match evacuated
>leaked footage shows experimental tactical nuke used on village in Tajik-Kyrgyzstan
>india discovers ancient Vimana tech under Kashmir, plans to counterstrike with chakra-based EMP
>pakistani SF captured training with glow-in-the-dark camo
>malala yusafzai doing damage control like a UN-approved babysitter
>modi's secret weapon: civil defense drills featuring air raid sirens from 1942
>IPL cricket match in Dharamshala canceled mid-game due to "power outage" (read: nearby drone swarm)