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>>336516 (OP) 
who watches spiderman masturbate?

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>>336521

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>>336522

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>evening news dedicated segment 2007
>we made a product that solved freezerburn!
>2000000 years later
>still everything has freezerburn

Sleep well, it is very important to do.

>>336566
Why couldn't humans be like comatose 1/4th of their life instead of just wasting half of their lives on just keeping their brain from destroying it self.
I fucking hate biology.

I'm begging for it here at this point.
Tucker Carlson said that it was "days away". Why hasn't Trump dropped the nuke yet? Peace talks are just him trying to drop the oil prices...or so Iran says.
Nobody can be trusted about anything.

>>336570
I've given up on hoping for happenings. The world has become too fake and gay. Nothing said online or irl matches anymore. It's like we're stuck in the twilight zone.

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Also look at how they butchered these two. Turned sexy white Harley into a fuckin slanted eyed gook and joker into an edgy kraut.

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>>336570
>>336571
>Trusting a literal fed.

>>336570
>People still believe nuclear weapons actually can glass countries and continents, aka being real, while somehow space-faring technology got "lost" from the same era, by the same people who supposedly built it.
>People still believe that anyone would permit India and Pakistan (average IQ is a few points above rock-banging niggers in Africa), with the latter being a well-documented and repeatedly proven Islamic terrorist haven, to ever possess nuclear weapons if they were real.
Wild.

>>336573
This is cultural appropriation, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

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>>336577
>and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
And I'm tired of that faggot ass expression, get a new line to parrot.

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I AM INVICINCIBLE
I 
AM
BANE

>>336570
If nukes actually were in the realm of actually being usable and possible to build. The first ones to be bombed today would be India.

>>336573
>Arguably better figure
I think you might b gay
>edgy kraut
Anything is much better than the overdone insufferable mild nusiance that is normal joker.
>xdddd irs bad  uh oh did I make a bomb oopsie daisy 
>I just happened to be obsessed with one man and happen to act like a homo

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>>336590
>character is called "joker"
>looks more serious and grim than batman himself
<"well at least he isn't cracking jokes and laughing like a goddamn HOMO!"

>>336600
Empty threats aren't jokes.

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ok so airplanes are cramped because they need to accommodate people using the least amount of space, right?
why not, instead of seats, have people lay down in big drawer-like pods accessed from outside and spend the entire flight comfily resting?
even if that ends up occupying more space than the seats (it won't, since seats have a weird L shape) the fact that you don't need an aisle for people to walk should result in a net positive space reduction
the only downside i can imagine is the psychological impact of flying in what feels like a coffin, when people are already hella superstitious when it comes to their chance of dying in a plane (zero)

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>>336600
He doesn't even have harley as his side hoe in caped crusader.

>>336608
I'm pretty sure he's canonically gay or into cuckolding

>>336606
>the fact that you don't need an aisle for people to walk should result in a net positive space reduction
how do I get to the shitter

>>336610
Why would they care about if tuna in a can shits itself?

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Sometimes I think I'm becoming insane and then I see people posting shit like this and I think "yeah maybe a little but not as much as the normalfaggots".

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Anybody who miss living in a brown city either is brown themselves or fucking insane

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>"Grokde gpt: produce a great thread for me to post on /b/ and gets lots of (you)s. Make no mistakes."

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why do they say
>throw niggers into the sun
like they're all mad about something and want to take out their anger, but then say they're going to take 3 years to build a space ship to send the body parts to the sun (a place that has never even been reached before)? and how many shuttles will that take? can you even ship 5 niggers to the sun without blowing the entire nation's budget?

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why do they say
>throw niggers into the sun
like they're all mad about something and want to take out their anger, but then say they're going to take 3 years to build a space ship to send the body parts to the sun (a place that has never even been reached before)? and how many shuttles will that take? can you even ship 5 niggers to the sun without blowing the entire nation's budget?

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>>336641
They would be shot off a cannon Jules Verne style.

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>>336642
Same shit as them wanting to nuke x country that they don't like. Just impotent anger vented on the internet while they do nothing IRL.

>>336606
Do you really want to add dozens of hatches to the side of the plane? Do you realize how much more engineering that takes, or how much more expensive the plane will be to build, or how much additional safety risk you're creating?

>>336642
Because saying beat your daughter's niglet's skull in with a hammer might be looked into

>>336579
You will regret voting in neo-liberal new-world-order "black" negroidic stupid Gangster hangman-rope, nigger, CIA operative nigger-puppet parrot puppeting rectum-lapper sodomist, worse-than-lowest Deadly Gangster, communist-gangster computer god manipulated, secret gangsterization and crucifixion, politicians.

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>>336666 (checked)
>neo-liberal new-world-order "black" negroidic stupid Gangster hangman-rope, nigger, CIA operative nigger-puppet parrot puppeting rectum-lapper sodomist, worse-than-lowest Deadly Gangster, communist-gangster computer god manipulated, secret gangsterization and crucifixion, politicians

>>336669
>Alternative
>media
Or commonly known as made by feds and insane retards who know nothing who clap rocks together until they somehow have it resemble something you can understand as vaguely human that could have been sent by a alien with a poor understanding of human communications.

>>336666
You either get 
<DARK WOKE
or
<JEW WARS
Basically you get fucked cause it all leads to multiculturalism and agenda 2030 for us

>>336654
smart

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high schoolers listen to music about sex, dress like the people who make that music, watch sitcoms that are 50% about casual sex, talk about nothing but said products all day, play video games centered around sex appeal of female characters, and have a new mate every week. but then if you present as interested in a high school girl they call you a pedophile. what do they mean by that?

>>336690
Being interested in women makes you a pedophile

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>>336690
it means u r a pedophile b/c ur tryna get with people who dont want u. go 4 someone ur own age, my dude

>>336691
nice cope chudster but people r having babies somehow in a way u obvly couldnt understand

>>336697
Fuck no, never. Porn is more than enough for me.

>>336698
Yeah 1 percent of the population. You're not rich nor 6'5 so go back to school
1+1=you're a pedo

>>336715
So be it, idgaf.

Meh western women are complete garbage these days. Wealth is first, sex is secondary goal

>>336715
tf r u on about.
>>336716
r u tryna impersonate me? pathetic.

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>When you find douglas dirty underwear in the bushes