/b/ - Random

Homicide is difficult to get away with, so I don't tend to have unreasonable expectations.

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>>327788
I'm fairly certain OP meant 
<So embarrassed that you'd die of embarrassment

Once, in the 4th grade for the school Christmas play, I was supposed to play Santa Claus and a red snowsuit was the base of my costume. That fucking thing had a zipper that would always get stuck, and all of a sudden, right before we were to go on stage, I REALLY had to pee something fierce. A couple of my friends were joking with me and one of the girls started tickling me as I helplessly struggled at the zipper so I could run down the hall and use the bathroom.
well...
The tickling didn't stop, and the piss couldn't be held in.
My friends apologized as the dark spot on my crotch started to spread, but as they say, the "SHOW MUST GO ON!" so I got up on stage anyway and defiantly stumbled through my lines as only a 4th grader could, then cut that fucking snowsuit OFF of m with the teacher's big scissors after.
It was embarrassing, but everyone kept saying it wasn't my fault and the 2 girls who kept tickling me apologized over and over.

Meh...
I guess I'm pretty resilient.
I've had MOAR embarrassing things happen to me.

One time I drove for three hours to see a music concert, but when I arrived at the place, I realized the concert was tomorrow and it was deserted. So I had to drive back home for three hours. Then do the whole trip again the next day.

>>328005
Lmao

I continued visiting 4chan post-2009. Mortifying, I know.

>>327792
>and the 2 girls who kept tickling me apologized over and over
the title of that doujinshi sounds like music to my ears

No, I don't really get embarrassed.

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>>327783 (OP) 
yes
yes!
1 time i walked into class l8 literly the top ppl of th top 3 cleeks were there n every1 went quiet litrly no1 talked 4 the next 2 minutes then i started manual breathin, manual openin my book. LIKE OMG just wen i put my book on th table i did it in sum way i dont normally do and it made a loud noise 😭OMFG i herd there r situations wen it becums legl 4 sum1 2 kil u in our school n i thot this was 1 of those rare times omg FUCK i couldnt sleep for 2 months even in th summr

I would tickle my little sister a lot when I was like 9 years old. I didn't know what parts of the human body are ticklish so I tried out everything. I learned that she was "ticklish" in her crotch area so I'd tickle her there a lot until she was in tears. I feel guilty about what I did and I hope that she doesn't remember what I did.

>>328053
Oh fucking no my lobster is fuckin buttery

>>328055
Kids aren't porn addicts like you are so naturally they wouldn't know about that shit. Herpaderp.

>>328056
Yeah? Because becoming aroused is a matter of knowledge.

>>328058
There is no sexual connotation, you porn-addicted fuckup. Kill yourself.

>>328059
Lol

>>328056
Mote and beam, Jeweuse.

>>328079
Nice stroke you just had, faggot. Hope the next one is fatal.