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*hits pipe*

>Y'know, I can't help but notice the cautionary tale  of the Cell Saga.

>Kicks off by uncovering the work of men with red armbands creating powerful white teenagers meant to oppose something that should never have existed.

>Then we see Cell himself who's noticably alien-looking; scorpion tail, reptile colors, even has a ((( BEAK ))). He powers up, looks African. Powers up again, looks like everyone else ("perfected," he calls it). Gains power by absorbing "real" people and shits out little abominations.

>He even tries to approach humanity using tournament rules, almost respecting the established culture but clearly leading to some evil plot.

>Isn't until Gohan (current generation) and ghost Goku (ancestor spirits) are SSJ (power in Aryan blood) using the Kamehameha Wave (power of kings) that he's properly destroyed.

>Tried asking me wife about it, but she's too young to get the reference.

*hits pipe*
>the literal ape man is possessed by so much inhuman soul crushing rage that he turns white
this is what shoneggers actually believe
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>>321218
Is that a Japanese belief? You can unfuck your ancestry through hot blood and yelling? I thought it was a reference to cromags hunting by moonlight
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Frieza did nothing wrong
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>>321208 (OP) 
>meant to oppose something that should never have existed.
???
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>>321208 (OP) 
First you goyim ruin the matrix and now you make DBZ about identity politics too when in reality Cell was just a boss gauntlet and in any media when you start time traveling you know it's shit writing. 
>>321218
lost
>>321234
If a fish can turn into a dragon just by swimming up a waterfall or an antique can become a spirit just for being old then yeah they do kinda think like that. 
>>321283
The Red Army was against the establishment. The Androids were made by the Red Army guy. He made perfected humans, the two teens, brother and sister, as well as lots of other robots that were not such cyborgs as the two teens. He also made cell but it was a mistake potnetially so his most powerful robot was made to kill cell. He would have succeeded but Bulma took the bomb out of him when he went to kill cell. The two teens, the cyborgs they call androids, they had bombs too and they were never used. I assume they were meant to blow up the Earth if they could not take over the Earth. Red Ribbon Army rather. The OP probably meant it's not wrong for the most intelligent to rule the world and that this UN bullshit and also Nato is fucking retarded. They have a dog as a mayor in Dragon ball, come on jnow.
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>>321285
Fucking americans have to include race in everything.
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>>321297
>include
They call that shoehorning or something.
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>>321285
>First you goyim ruin the matrix and now you make DBZ about identity politics too when in reality Cell was just a boss gauntlet and in any media when you start time traveling you know it's shit writing. 
The pipe meme is to present an incorrigible argument that cannot be easily refuted without resorting to hollow moralism because it's logic is so sound. 

I like how everyone got the joke, since nobody mentioned the last line of the OP.
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>>321298
Yeah, that's right..
TBF, it's not the Amerilard's fault entirely.
They are just as Tavistock ((( Programmed ))) as the Bongs.
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>>321319
Pfft! Bongistanis actively accepted their yokes and polish them regularly. America at least has the hope of our uncounted, unknowable fringe groups to keep the flame lit.
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>>321208 (OP) 
>i'm a manchild
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>>321579
>has a wife
<"MANCHILD"
It's because she's younger than him, isn't it? Flap harder.
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