>>319993
What ho, thou mewling, baseborn cur! What pestilent and rank obscenity hast thou but now belched forth upon mine honour, thou lily-livered, fen-sucked knave?
Know thou this, and tremble: I did graduate at the very pinnacle of my cohort within the noble fellowship of the Navy Seals; I have been blooded in sundry secret forays against the hordes of Al-Quaeda, and bear upon my soul three hundred confirmed killings and more. I am schooled in the grim and subtle arts of guerrilla warfare, and stand the foremost sniper in all the armed hosts of the United States. Thou art to me naught but another quarry in the glass, a mark for my bolt.
I shall wipe thee from the face of this orb with a precision so fell and exquisite as never yet was seen beneath the vault of heaven—mark thou my words of thunder, villain! Thinkest thou to scape scot-free after flinging such ordure at me across this vast, invisible web men call the Internet? Reckon again, thou foul-mouthed varlet!
Even now, as we parley, I do rouse my secret brotherhood of spies that spider across the length and breadth of the realm; thy IP, that wretched thread of thy being, is even this instant being traced and hunted, so make thee ready for the storm, thou worm, thou maggot! Aye, the storm that shall scourge and sweep away the paltry, poxy life thou darest call thine own.
Thou art dead, boy—dead as the dust that once was kings! I can be anywhere, at any chime of the clock, and slay thee in seven hundred several manners, and that with mine bare hands alone. Not only am I most cunningly trained in unarmed combat, but I hold at my beck the whole dread arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I shall loose it in its uttermost fury to blast thy miserable, shit-stained carcass from the continent itself, thou little turd of hell.
Would thou hadst known what unholy retribution thy paltry, “clever” jape was about to call down upon thy wretched head—perchance thou wouldst have bit thy forked tongue and held thy peace. But thou couldst not, thou didst not, and now thou payest the price in full, thou most egregious, goddamn idiot!
I shall rain down upon thee a very tempest of shit and fury, and thou shalt drown in it, gasping, choking, and crying mercy to the deaf winds.
Thou art fucking dead, kiddo.