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Let us play a game, /b/.
>pick some English song with vocals
>replace the word you with jew
>post results
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hey hey jew jew
i dont like your goyfriend 
no way no way
i think you need a new one
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>We saw jew from the urchin's side from under the boat
>We saw jew making knots, we saw jew get the rope
>The boy appearing on the deck, jew're making it lurch
>The bubble of jewr interest's ready to burst

>We saw jew in distraction, a sleeping, slow despair
>Rehearsing interaction, he wasn't even there
>A creature is a creature though jew wish jew were the wind
>The boat will not stop moving if jew tie him up until the end

>He whistles and he runs, so hold him fast
>Breathe the burn, jew want to let it last
>He might succumb to what jew haven't seen
>He has a keen eye for what jew used to be
>>313071 (OP) 
>Every time we lie awake
>After every hit we take
>Every feeling that I get
>But I haven't missed Jew yet

>Every roommate kept awake
>By every sigh and scream we make
>All the feelings that I get
>But I still don't miss Jew yet

>Only when I stop to think about it

>I hate everything about Jew
>Why do I love Jew?
>I hate everything about Jew
>Why do I love Jew?

>Every time we lie awake
>After every hit we take
>Every feeling that I get
>But I haven't missed Jew yet

>Only when I stop to think about it

>I hate everything about Jew
>Why do I love Jew?
>I hate everything about Jew
>Why do I love Jew?

>Only when I stop to think about Jew, I know
>Only when Jew stop to think about me, do Jew know?

>I hate everything about Jew
>Why do I love Jew?
>Jew hate everything about me
>Why do Jew love me?
>I hate, Jew hate
>I hate, Jew love me
>I hate everything about Jew
>Why do I love Jew?
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BUT EVERYTIME I REACH FOR JEW
JEW SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS
into cold sunlight, LAUGHING AT THE THINGS THAT
I HAD PLANNED
the MAP OF MY WORLD GETS smaller as I sit here
PULLING AT THE LOOSE THREADS now
>>313096
beat me to it, damn it
>We're no strangers to ZOG
>You know the jews, and so do I
>A full gas chamber's what I'm thinking of
>You wouldn't get this from any other goy
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Who do jews carry the torch for? My young man
Do jews believe in anything?
Do jews carry it around just to burn things down?
Meet me tonight on the turnpike, my darling
'Cause we believe in everything
If we sweat all these debts, then we're sure to drown
So, we strap ourselves up to this engine now
With a G-d who we found laying under the backseat

What did jews learn tonight?
jews are shouting so loud, jews barely joyous, broken thing
jews are a voice that never sings, is what I say
jews are freezing over hell
jews are bringing on the end, jews do so well
jews can only blame themselves, is what I say
jewwwwwwing in my jewwwws
these jews they will not jew
jewwww is how i jew
jewing what is jew
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>It had to be JEWS
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One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard jew try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away

It's so unreal, didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryna hold on, d-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go

I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard jew try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to remind myself how I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mockin' me, actin' like I was part of your property
Rememberin' all the times you fought with me

I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
Jew wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that jew knew me back then, but it all comes back to me in the end

Jew kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

I've put my trust in jew
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this, there's only one thing jew should know
I've put my trust in jew
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this, there's only one thing jew should know

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
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wouldn't be surprised if somebody already did a proper parody of this one
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Yo, yo, forfeit the game, before somebody takes Jews out of the frame
Put their name to shame, cover up a Jew's face
Jews can't run the race, the pace is too fast, can't outrun the gas
Won't last, won't last, won't last, won't last, won't last, won't last
Won't last, won't last, won't last, won't last, won't last, won't last
Jews love the way, I look at Jews
While taking pleasure in the awful things Jews put me through
Jews take away if I give in
My life, my pride is broken
Jews like to think they're never wrong
(Jews like to think they're never wrong)
Jews have to act like they're someone
(Jews have to act like they're someone)
Jews want someone to hurt like Jews
(Jews want someone to hurt like Jews)
Jews want to share what they've been through
(Jew live what Jew've learned)
Jews love the things, I say I do
The way I hurt myself again, just to get back at Jews
Jews take away, when I give in
My life, my pride is broken
Jews like to think they're never wrong
(Jews like to think they're never wrong)
Jews have to act like they're someone
(Jews have to act like they're someone)
Jews want someone to hurt like Jews
(Jews want someone to hurt like Jews)
Jews wanna' share what they've been through
(Jew live what Jew've learned)
Yo, yo, forfeit the game, before somebody takes Jews out of the frame
Put their name to shame, cover up a Jew's face
Jews can't run the race, the pace is too fast, can't outrun the gas
Forfeit the game, before somebody takes Jews out of the frame
Put their name to shame, cover up a Jew's face
Jews can't run the race, the pace is too fast, can't outrun the gas
The gas, the gas, the gas, the gas, the gas, the gas
Jews like to think they're never wrong
Jews have to act like they're someone
(Jews have to act like they're someone)
Jews want someone to hurt like Jews
(Jews want someone to hurt like Jews)
Jews want to share what they've been through
Jews like to think they're never wrong
(Jews like to think they're never wrong)
Jews have to act like they're someone
(Jews have to act like they're someone)
Jews want someone to hurt like Jews
(Jews want someone to hurt like Jews)
Jews want to share what they've been through
(Jew live what Jew've learned)
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>>313224
>deletes hapa post
>leaves up hapa lyrics
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>>313245
It's not boomer wigger warez hapa superiority autism.
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>and I will always love Jeeeeeews!
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>>313250
winner
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>op instructs anons to replace you with jew
>anons randomly using jews, jew're, goy,  etc, to replace words
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>>313280
hehe following instructions hard when iq under 85
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>fuck jew I won't do what jew tell me
>fuck jew I won't do what jew tell me
>fuck jew I won't do what jew tell me
Fuck jew I won't do what jew tell me.
Fuck jew I won't do what jew tell me
Fuck jew I won't do what jew tell me
Fuck jew I won't do what jew tell me
FUCK JEW I WON'T DO WHAT JEW TELL ME
FUCK JEW I WON'T DO WHAT JEW TELL ME
FUCK JEW I WON'T DO WHAT JEW TELL ME
FUCK JEW I WON'T DO WHAT JEW TELL ME
FUCK JEW I WON'T DO WHAT JEW TELL ME
FUCK JEW I WON'T DO WHAT JEW TELL ME
FUCK JEW I WON'T DO WHAT JEW TELL ME
FUCK JEW I WON'T DO WHAT JEW TELL ME
FUCK JEW I WON'T DO WHAT JEW TELL ME


BABYFUCKER
>>313301
>Taylor Swift - Karma
Why on Gods green earth would you listen to garbage like that?
>>313303
Tell me what other music you listen to.
>>313324
Why does it say dead
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we cant afford to be neutral on this moving train
Hey all jew people
Hey all jew people 
Hey all jew people will you listen to me?
Hey man you've got to read this diagram 
Yeah you've got to see this diagram
That proves that jews are schemers 
The holocaust neva happened, of course it neva happened
It's the fakest tale in the sea!!!
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DANCING WITH JEWS
IS ALL I WANT TO DO
CAN'T GET JEWS OFF MY MIND
I WANT TO BE WITH JEWS ALL THE TIME
>>315500
<im not the one who posted on easter, you're the one who moderated my post on easter!
Projection.
Bad goys, bad goys whatjew gonna do?
Whatjew gonna do when they come for jew?
Bad goys, bad goys whatjew gonna do?
Whatjew gonna do when they come for jew?
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DO you guys here know about WPOL/Vaxxjams/HonkFM?
They are THE goto place for parody that's Politically incorrect.
They were even kicked off 4troons and several other alt-chans for dubious reasons.
it's "Open source" as well, and by that I mean submissions are welcome and encouraged.
I have a couple good ones I fired off there, and the creator is very accessible.
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