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OH FUG

https://www.nairaland.com/7985567/japanese-scientists-record-plants-talking
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doooooood wtfffffff i camed on this omfg tell the pol!!!!!
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>go to enter custom date range for news
>it does not let you
Neophilia would make ya cum u degenerate!

How is it that the news is supposed to 'make history' when you can't search via date ranges as a news tab? Really activates the amygdala. 

If I could enter custom date ranges you'd be cringing hard at all the gay shit they used to spout. Like the Sony Dream Robot (qrio model sdr-4x) from 2005 being  le self aware potentially, edrugs (ambient noises), fear of  a ds letting predators text kids outside their house ("where do you live lol") when it was low range communcation, that drawing thing it did, and other gay shit. 

If you type out "qrio sdr-4x", without quotes, into duckduckhoe via it's news search feature it only shows two search results even without regard to having a custom date range of 200Xish. 

But yeah, geekologie made fun of people saying it was self aware iir but geekologie is gone now. Too bad, it had, you know, date ranges so I could read about what I actually want to rather than get spammed in the face by stupid 'habbeningz". That and to make fun of it better. They even warned people to not have sex with those Qrio toys. It was funny. In 20 years people like me will be all 'they were afraid of blue haired homosexuals for no real reason how come no one else remembers this?'. 

Even just typing qrio "self aware" gives you bullshit about mario in the normal search mode. Adding the sdr-4x makes it no results. The Internet is really shitty and me seeing your twitter spam is gayer than my thread by far. Expect to see more stupid shit that's actually interdasting such as plants talking or toys being self aware because at least that's fun bullshit like ambient noises being 'e-drugs'.
*2003
not that it matters when the search is broken.
The news (via social media) is basically a male's version of a prep girl gossiping in grade school.
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Whoever is making these retarded threads needs to have a visit from Agent 47
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>>305309
Blam
>>305241 (OP) 
They're all talking about what a faggot op is.
>>305241 (OP) 
How is Nigeria doing?
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Not sure why plants being capable of simple communication is such a shock here. Like how the fuck would cells in our body be able to operate without some level of consciousness is beyond me especially when those cells can live for prolonged periods outside the body. Osteocytes live for years after death
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>>313577
>T. Mushroom 
We are onto you.
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Yo i haven't visited nairaland in a minute. Thx for the reminder to check on my african brothers op.
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>>313579
Mushrooms rule the world
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>>313580
https://invidious.f5.si/watch?v=2OaTwR8vXcc#

>comments
>Matpat retired 2 years ago
>a son

How did he have a son when he's a an obvious homosexual tho? I guess the gay gene has been proven with such actions. And he's a politician? That shit's gay. I should stop reading up on jewtubers.
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>>313581
I wish
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