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>>248526 (OP) 
Duckanon!
How have you been?

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Breddy good, zzz could use a little more positivity.

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Ducks and geese are great. Waterfowl are amazing.

>>248533
ducks raep

Do Quack do duck crimes annnd most importantly duck off.

>>248647
Aren't cats supposed to decapitate birds and then leave the corpses under the bedsheets?

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>>248526 (OP) 
man I love ducks and other cute animals.

Wild animals > pets

>>248652
They are supposed to. But combinations of certain animals end up getting along regardless be it from being raised together or  beneficial reasoning.

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wak wak

>>248839
waddle away

>>248526 (OP) 
That 1st pic is the duck calling you a bitch

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shes being chased by the rape gang

>>250129
Serves em right do quack sit right back

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My duck came out as trans.

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Did you master that duck?

>>250137
>kingdom sharts

>>253562
I loled

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>>250137
>this dank image converted by ai from a real image of a real child
>when you realize that pedos might be using ai to make loli images from irl images
<So that's why they are all so vanilla here!

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>>253579
say on god

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>>249100
>mallard ducks 
I passed by a flooded field about a week ago and saw four mallards relaxing by the water that had pooled there. Two males and two females. I've noticed solitary couples before, but it looked like this group was on a double date. Hooded merganser unrelated, I just like the look of them.

>>258195
Why they put that shit on its neck?

>>258196
>>>/pol/

>>258198
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Based thread.

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>>261135
>not Baste thread

>>262671
What a ducking slut

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>>262672

>>264051
Freaking wisequacker

>>265338
And at 22 seconds in I got it. 
lol
>>253596
Did you mean 'say no god'? You've seen the original 3d one, right? 
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>>248710
When I was young they said ducks are dumb and cannot make good pets. I wonder if they were just afraid it'd shit everywhere. 
>>250129
>>250131
*rimshot noises*

BOOOOOMP. KWEEEK KWEEEK KWEEEK KWEK KWEK KWEK KWEK KWEK KWEK KWEEK KWEEEEEEEEEEEk

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>>248526 (OP) 
I like ducks quack quack kek

dinosaurs = giant ducks

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>>274718
I am pretty sure the t-rex didn't have a cork screw rapist dick

>>274718
This take is that of a quack.

>>275756
Thank god.

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>>248526 (OP) 

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>>284525

>>287653
>right next to fish
>making that much noise
>somehow doing all that with just his pads
The fisherman lied to me again I'm going to kill that bastard

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>>287664
>buy fish radar
>buy/obtain car battery
>rope
>bucket
>??????
>?????
>????
>profit 

Fish are smarter than people assume. they know that duck can't get at them so they're just swimming by but if you're in a giant boat or suddenly coming on in from above they can't see you and get scared. You have to wait for them to have another fish swim by that did not see it fall into the water and then if you didn't talk then it shoujd not realize anything. If you do talk make sure you talk about how vegan you are and that the Catholics are wrong and that fish is in fact meat.

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why duck feed fish

>>287790
Duck has a fish fetish

>>287653
Aww, it is like how chickens scratch

>>258190
>no one pointed out the Hitler 'staches on those ducks

>>287992
Charlie chaplin would be disappointed in you.

>>287993
Chaplin's association with that mustache was pretty firmly supplanted in the memesphere by unser Führer by 1940 or so.

We have a duck posting today:
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This is the duckest thread I've ever seen.

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>>291628
we can make it more better

>>291634
Yeah, okay, whatever. This is all just a scheme in a part of your larger duck agenda. Foxrael will always be free. Fuck you.

>>292983
Get the duck out

>>293892
I hate anything named Matthew.

>>293911
I hate everything named. White men need only their index finger to be understood.

>>293912
"Fear names. Names can be used to track you across the Planes."

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>>293913
I hate planes

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>>298490

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duck duck goose

>type cloud strife into duckduckgo
>shit brix

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y'all wanna see some duck's penis?

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duck hentai

>>307289
>you can fap to cloacas

>>307290
Can, and shall.

>>307294
Seems gay.

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>>307284
what am I supposed to see?

>>307317
There are easter eggs where the duck in the upper left gets changed if you search for specific terms. "hatsune miku" and "kasane teto" are two such terms, but also "rika furude" and "hanyuu".

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>>307320
>but also "rika furude" and "hanyuu".
At first I couldn't believe you, but I searched it and it's true. I don't know if there's a non-entry level weeb working at DuckDuckGo, or if Higurashi became normalfag shit.

>>307289
Post more duck peen pic pls

>>307321
it was always normalfag shit, https://www.reddit.com/r/Higurashinonakakoroni/ this subreddit was made in 2012, a whopping 14 years ago. guess you can't like it anymore, or else you're reddit.

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>>307317
Must only be showing up on my ((( android ))) tablet I'm using. 

Like the other anon posted already, it's like the jewgle 'do a barrel roll' sorta easter egg thing. "dr jekyll and mr hyde" makes him change too, not just Cloud Strife and Miku and whatever else. 
>>307321
>>307392
I don't know what that animu even is. Should I care?

>>307396
>I don't know what that animu even is. Should I care?
neither do I, just that autists who like to huff their own farts like it like it's the third coming of christ.
>Should I care?
probably not

>>307396
>I don't know what that animu even is.
Read the VN.
>Should I care?
Not as much as >>307321

>>307392
i specifically remember hating reddit since 2011 or so once i was able to comprehend what that spam i kept coming onto from search engiens was. and that was years after i stopped going to imageboards or other "based" places

>>308467
You have to go quack!

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what is the answer

>>248526 (OP) 
I've been trying to convince my wife to be a stay-at-home-mom that runs a homestead with a bunch of ducks while I work a dayjob. But no ducks no deal. I just like ducks ducks and how they walk around and stuff.

>>311645
Cucked by ducks

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>>248533
Checked!
https://youtu.be/SO1NvBd72L4
I cri evrytiem..