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I'm taking some drinks with her, she doesn't seem too bad.

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>>3900
>I'm taking some drinks with her
That's pretty dangerous anon, I'd be sure to only order my own drinks to play it safe if I were you and that's only if your drinking at a bar you frequent and are familiar with your waiter too less you wanna risk getting drugged and wake up learning you've become yet another resident in Yachie's sex dungeon.

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>>2498 (OP) 
NO PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY MONITOR!!!!!

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>>3906
Horse pussy

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>>3900
What would Yachie's preferred poison be anyway?

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>>3937
>fisting
I never got the appeal to that fetish, aren't you essentially destroying your ass to the point where you can't hold a shit in if your life depended on it?

>>576
>I fear no spider.
We'll see about that, Reimu.

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>>3951
Why would the youkai miko fear her spiderbros?

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>>4159
>Why would the youkai miko fear her spiderbros?
Good point, they should team up and tickle Wriggle Nightcunt as punishment for trespassing and getting into peoples cups lemonade.

>>3942
Nobody who willingly participates in hardcore assplay is particularly concerned about it's long term effects on the body.

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Unyu
Unyu
Unyu
(##1d13) Rolled 1 dice with 13 sides = 9

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Unyu unyu unyu
((##1d13) Rolled 1 dice with 13 sides = 13)

>>3771
Fuk. I expected it to be previous month.
Shiet.

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>>2572
>What happened with Oku?
No one wants to discuss the unique interesting properties of lead as a material or lead infused products.

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You can get, you can get what you want
Life is so strange and so full of desires
Day by day, try to follow your way
The wind of change is burning out the fire

>>2776
Wow, that must have hurt. A human baby is huge compared to Suwako's hole.

>>3040
I thought frogs have external reproduction

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>>2559
>bagged milk
Is Sanae Canadian too?

>>3031
Sorry, Reimu.
This girl's mouths eat little village-made wieners only.

>>3040
I feel like I don't object as hard to this image as I should.

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>>1956 (OP) 
>How do we speed this place up and create a golden age of altchan culture?
Good ol fashioned shitposting of course.

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>>4009
Incorrect, we will make the Eika Ebisu game.

>>4073
>stack stones
>sit on stones
Genius, perfect for a tetris rip off.

>>4075
it will actually be a world of goo ripoff instead

>>4009
>>4073
Why not both?

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It was a joke, an elaborate shitpost if you will. I would never unironically promote French Canadian 'vegan' shoes that niggers and wiggers seem to be drooling over for whatever reason.

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>>4067
>Is this that siberian mouse I heard about?
No, we're talking about the Floridian one that's lock heavily under layers of copy right nonsense.

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Pet the rat

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Don't forget to tuck your rats, dogs, and ayy LMAO's in tonight anons.

>>4091
Okay, fucking dog rn.

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>>4098
No anon tucking in, not fucking in.

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>>4042
>the "victim"
Heh
>>4042
>else he's
Gensokyo only has like a total of 5 -1 = 4 men in total Junko's dead son doesn't count, LMAO. And the other is a giant turtle who might only exist in the PC98 era anyway so could be a total of 3 actually along with a few irrelevant background characters, maybe. And even then Zun himself confirmed homosexuality doesn't even exist as a concept there. So unless Gensokyo has futanari's all I've really gotta worry about violating my bunghole are Kappas trying to steel souls. Maybe that's why Marisa has red eye's now as a result of letting her guard down around a Kappa she didn't know personally. Either that or Rumia grew taller and finally removed that cursed ribbon somehow and has been pretending to be Marisa for the LOLs whole the real Marisa is locked in a basement somewhere. 
>gonna take it, turn it inside out, and put it on.
Those things are ridged with only a small amount of flex from what I understand. If they were able to collapse unto itself that easily they'd be pretty useless in trapping a rouge benis. Even so I have other forms of self defense too.

In short I think your worrying to much an

>>4043
I'm using the overboard and I was speaking generally, friend.

>>4044
Understandable

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I don't think this girl runs a legitimate businesses at all, I've probably been scammed. I knew I should have listened to my gut feeling, plus it was kinda odd that her "office" was in the back boiler room of a nail salon.
I can't even call her back anymore, I just get a recorded message that says "this number is no longer in service". Does she have a box full of burner phones or some shit?
I've had to spend a whole month living off potato's canned tuna, rice, and the occasional on sale bulk pack of chicken thighs as well as sleep under a dozen blankets during the Winter rather than use propane just to get my finances back in order and not end up homeless.
If you see this girl out in the wild avoid her, she'll bamboozle you.

Sorry I know this isn't really a businesses review but I thought I'd warn you anons.

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Outsider Jones is a liar and human villagers shouldn't listen that retard who spreads wrong misinformation like "youkai feed off human fear" and anti-Akyuu rhetoric.

https://odysee.com/@shermanzuki:4/okuu's-nuclear-fusion-dojo:c

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>>4051
Learn to download

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>>4052
>Learn to download
I already know how, I just thought it to be unnecessary since Odysee doesn't require extensions or knowing how to use FFmpep but rather you literally just click the little three dot hamburger bar thing and there it is, the download button.

Here's some downloads to ease your butthurt.

>>4048
This guy's voice used to annoy the shit out of me.