I go first
>be me
>anytime fitness
>most business is elderly people taking wellness lessons from underpaid "coaches"
>eventually they build up enough confidence to wander onto the machines with normal gym goers
>one guy, hella creepy
>think "whatever he is just trying to better himself like the rest of us"
>let him take the chest press machine
>continue my workout
>look over at him half hour later
>he has legs up where your hands go, is leg pressing on the chest press
>lmao wtf
>see him every saturday for a month
>its the only exercise he does