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Good day everyone!

It's now been 8 years of BMN! Christ, these years have been going by fast. 
The 8th year of BMN's been an interesting one in some aspects. This year saw the introduction of THE WHEEL, and plenty of cult favorites springing up within the audience, even if their level of ironic enjoyment is difficult to figure. Doll Face graced us this year with its bonafide cognitohazard nature, confusing and punishing anyone who's witnesses it for the first time, and Beefcake Movie Night returned for its first appearance in at least 4 years. And for those who've forgotten, the Devil's Door and the punishment pile were both reset this year due to cataloguing errors on my part. You've escaped some of the worst, but don't worry, we've been slowly building up the latter. Some of you even know a new addition coming soon. :v)

And, once again, I would like to thank you all for returning to watch this show each week. Each year that I write these anniversary threads, I worry that I sound like a broken record, but it's genuinely the truth. So, thank you all for watching BMN. Truly, you guys watching and (occasionally) enjoying the movies screened each week make it all worthwhile. Thank you all. 
On another note, thank you all for your understanding within the last few months especially. I genuinely felt bad for cutting the movies down to 2 for a good amount of those nights; I'm hopeful this bullshit with my head will be worked out within a couple months.

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That all said, this year was kind of a parallel to year 7. A dramatic amount of shreddings this year, and plenty of nights had more shreddings than movies. Some movies earned more, but there were quite a few bad discs this year. As a result, the amount of additions to the Glory Pile was small, and coincidentally were very recent. To avoid over-doing these movies already, this year we're going to do a general Glory Pile encore stream instead of focusing on this year alone. Old Favorites are the name of the game, and we've got a great setlist for tonight.

Dracula 3000
Chupacabra vs The Alamo
Bug Buster

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That was a fun night, thanks for the years.

Anyway, I have a general question, I'm trying to track down a movie or episode of something that we watched, it was after 2020 I think.  It was about a woman who was being kept in like a white prison and being forced to slowly eat parts of her own body.

Do you happen to recall the name of that?
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Agreed, was a great time. Baked a cake and roped some mates in to help celebrate.

Thanks for all the memorable kino over the years, here's to another 8!
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>>642 It was Carnal Morgue; the third part. Hopefully it doesn't make you gag.

>>644 Cheers anon! That's a delicious looking cake; I hope your mates enjoyed the show.

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DIE BITCH
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Good day everyone.

It's the merry season again, and it's time to spread some Christmas Jeer. That's right! It's the annual Christmas celebration, and boy is tonight's list filled with some absolute coal earners. Grab a warm drink; tonight's offerings are sure to freeze a warm heart.

Set List:

Believe In Santa
Santa's Slay
Elf Bowling

Stream Information
Date: December 23rd
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)

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>>562
Get kringled nerd!
are we on for tonight or are we canceled this saturday? you may have said at the end on last saturday but I cant remember because they wouldnt stop saying elf
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>>564
There's certainly something happening this weekend. It'll be either today or tomorrow at the very least.
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>>565
we know that much at least then
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>>566
We're on for tonight.

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Talk about movies screened during BMN that were shredded/devil's door'd but you like anyways.
I liked Blood Moon and that other horror movie in Italy with the demonic possession and I don't think they deserved to be shredded, they were boring in some parts but I think there was enough action/amusement/insanity to make it not-shredable or even glory.

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It's that time of year again everyone. 
We have crossed over into the month of October. Prepare yourselves, for the month-long special experiment returns. For the entire month of October, the Attack Of The Bad Movie Stack takes over, with horror being shown all month. 
This week's movies, like the killers and monsters they contain, hide from you in the shadows. Grab some drinks and snacks, and kick back while you still can.

Stream Information
'Date: October 28th
'Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC '
'Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)'


BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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>>537
As requested: Doll Face
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Found Jacinto's subtitles, but the only two easy to find options were AI-translated English subs and Polish subtitles that seem to have been done by a human. Can't upload .srt or .txt here to make it easy, so here: https://files.catbox.moe/7wg7sp.txt I could try working on the Polish version if this isn't good enough.
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>>542

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that was the best bmn in a long time

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Good day everyone!

It's been seven years of BMN, and what a year it has been. This may have been the most brutal year of movies yet, for I think more movies were shredded in year 7 than any prior year. It's been a year of hell, and that's true for more than just the movies. 
The coof fucking sucked and the last half of '22 is something I hope I will be able to reconcile with myself eventually. Please pardon the vague personal note, but I do feel the following is important.

Every year, I've thanked you all for watching, and I've meant it every time I've said it. However, being at the brink makes you evermore thankful for what you have. 
So, once again, thank you all for watching this past year and  some of you since the beginning. You all watching and occasionally enjoying the movies each week are what make this truly enjoyable to work on; and for this last year, were a reason to pull myself from the deep murk. Truly, thank you all.

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For this year's BMN celebration, we have a mixed blessing. It was a small year for Glory Pile additions, but what we do have makes for a prime setlist. Tonight's movies are:

My Samurai
Mutant Hunt
BIG MONEY RUSTLAS

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You are a good man BMN, and I thank you for the terrible kino you showcase each week.
Stay strong friend.
>>509 (OP) 
Regardless of how painful some of these movies are to watch, BMN is one of the few things I look forward to each week.  Been here since late 2016 and often wonder what happened to some of the early crew but i'm sure they're doing fine.  Keep up the good work, it's appreciated.

Yours in masochistic movie viewing,
eatdasammich
Cheers dude
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Mutant Hunt?
More like Bug Chaser!
https://buttmagazine.com/interviews/joe-gage/
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>>513
remember kids, dating fujoshis can be fun. but if she asks you to choose something to watch from her movie folder. make sure thumbnails are on

anyways, happy anniversary BMN. cheers for the many bad movies to come

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>no bmn this week
what am i supposed to do then, watch a GOOD movie?
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This man looks trapezoidal.
>>274 (OP) 
what Dolph movie was this from again
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>>456
No thanks, don't want to turn into pic related.
>>280
backjack I think?

WE 7CHAN NOW
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>>16 (OP) 
where the fuck are the furries then
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>>16 (OP) 
Let's watch BLOODSPORT.
Let's all go to the Kumahteh.
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>>16 (OP) 
This is zzzchan

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Good day everyone.

It's a new year and time for another band of brothas have come forth to take it to the M's: Mobs, Maniacs, and The Man. Indeed my brothas, it's Blaxploitation Movie Night 2023. Grab yo dranks, spice yo food, and kick back for tonight's three features.

Setlist:

Black Samurai
Black Belt Jones
Death Ranch

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'Date: February 25th
'Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC '
'Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)'
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